Coffee Shop Chick

[shades]

Young chick at the coffee shop fancies me... should I? :biggrin:

I'm single and disease free.

[Irons]

Bang her like a screen door in a wind storm.

[Desertjack]

Bang her like a screen door in a wind storm.

Yeah, what he said!:biggrin:

[dmaddox]

Make sure she does not give you the cheese danish, but maybe a sweet cherry pie would be nice.

[C&L 1911]

Young chick at the coffee shop fancies me... should I? :biggrin:

I'm single and disease free.

Are you sure she is? :biggrin:

[shades]

Make sure she does not give you the cheese danish, but maybe a sweet cherry pie would be nice.

The cheese Danish.. haha nice. :biggrin:

[shades]

Ask her if she wants an Alabama hotpocket.

Guy at work kept saying that phrase.

I had no idea what it was til I looked it up
on urbandictionary.com

crazy people out there

The whatnow?

[shades]

Are you sure she is? :biggrin:

Well that's always problematic .. hehe..

[phideaux]

Young chick at the coffee shop fancies me... should I? :biggrin:

I'm single and disease free.

Who cares if she's young. Is she hot?

[C&L 1911]

Ask her if she wants an Alabama hotpocket.

Guy at work kept saying that phrase.

I had no idea what it was til I looked it up
on urbandictionary.com

crazy people out there

Holy **** (no pun intended)! I did not need to know that, especially just before getting ready to eat breakfast.

[shades]

Who cares if she's young. Is she hot?

Oh yeah, she is hot. She just wants to use me, and I'm ok with that right now.

I will report back soon with mission success, or failure.

[C&L 1911]

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[GOLDBRIX]

Young chick at the coffee shop fancies me... should I? :biggrin:

I'm single and disease free.

YOU HAD TO ASK ?
A true Alpha male would have started this thread: SCORED ON THIS COFFEE SHOP CHICK ( I think I'll stick around for awhile)

[Irons]

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I found her, You're Welcome, I'm here to help!:36_1_11:

2022

[C&L 1911]

I found her, You're Welcome, I'm here to help!:36_1_11:

2022

Remember, shades said young... :) But good find, I wouldn't kick her out of bed ...

[dmaddox]

Oh yeah, she is hot. She just wants to use me, and I'm ok with that right now.

I will report back soon with mission success, or failure.

Pics or it did NOT Happen.

[dmaddox]

Holy **** (no pun intended)! I did not need to know that, especially just before getting ready to eat breakfast.

Asks if she wants a Rusty Trombone to go along with her Alabama Hotpocket.

Speaking of breakfast how about a Blue Waffle?

[Lore]

O...M...G

:s10:

[Goldhedge]

I don't know if this thread is making me hungry, or horny!

[lhslancers3270]

Young chick at the coffee shop fancies me... should I? :biggrin:

I'm single and disease free.

Why are you even asking?

[lhslancers3270]

I don't know if this thread is making me hungry, or horny!

At your age why are you even asking?:biggrin:

[Goldhedge]

There may be snow on the roof, but there's still fire in the furnace! :banana:

[Zilver]

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see what happens when gals hit on guys who have gals::bear_laugh:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rw65s9CF28&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JXSdnXvmU&feature=related

[budfox]

Just make sure she's not one of those chicks with dicks.......

[Tang]

YOU HAD TO ASK ?
A true Alpha male would have started this thread: SCORED ON THIS COFFEE SHOP CHICK ( I think I'll stick around for awhile)

Thank you for this post. :idea:

[Apocalypto]

YOU HAD TO ASK ?
A true Alpha male would have started this thread: SCORED ON THIS COFFEE SHOP CHICK ( I think I'll stick around for awhile)

Actually, a true Alpha make wouldn't have wasted his time posting comments on the Internet. He'd be too busy banging the hot coffee shop chick.

[budfox]

Actually, a true Alpha make wouldn't have wasted his time posting comments on the Internet. He'd be too busy banging the hot coffee shop chick.

Ya I agree. You should be takin the baloney pony to tuna town!!

[shades]

Ya I agree. You should be takin the baloney pony to tuna town!!

Disturbing food imagery.

[Irons]

She may have hot friends, bang them too before she hates you. Once you have banged all of them and they all hate you, move out of town and change your phone number.:banana:
Then start over.

[GoldWampum]

Ya I agree. You should be takin the baloney pony to tuna town!!

Got a good laugh out of that one Bud.