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Thread: NEW SHTF weapon

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    04-21-2012 01:06 PM #1
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    Default NEW SHTF weapon

    The dumbing down of america continues,

    http://now.msn.com/living/0420-man-cheez-it-attack.aspx


    Man accused of attacking wife with delicious Cheez-Its
    6 hrs ago
    Cheez-Its may be a delicious snack, but they generally make for an ineffective weapon. A Florida man was arrested for allegedly using the cheesy crackers to attack his wife after he became upset she had gone to an Earth Day concert. Andy Gatz, who was under a court order to stay away from his wife, disputes the police statements that he threw a whole box of cheesy goodness at his wife and claims it was just one cracker. Either way, his wife was treated for an eye injury at the emergency room, and now he's facing battery and violation of an injunction charges. Maybe it's a good thing Cheez-Its probably aren't on jail menus.
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    04-21-2012 03:04 PM #2
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    Why does it seem like all the flakes live in Florida?
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    04-21-2012 06:00 PM #3
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    Flakes, or crumbs?
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    04-21-2012 06:11 PM #4
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    QWAK,It could have been WORSE! He could have put a fist full of CHEETOS in with her laundry!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-V8wd_aGPI

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    Now Cheez-its will be declared an eye hazard. What government "safety" agency will declare that?
    The US Government was designed to prevent people from killing and stealing our property.

    But today, the government kills and takes our property.
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    04-21-2012 07:06 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by CiscoKid View Post
    Why does it seem like all the flakes live in Florida?
    Hell if I know, and I live here.
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    04-21-2012 09:10 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unclad Lad View Post
    Flakes, or crumbs?
    crackers no less...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldhedge View Post
    crackers no less...
    Well I never see any 'crackers' this far south. Just people from North East, Latin America, Cuba, Caribbean with a few left coast loonies thrown in for good measure.
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    04-22-2012 10:06 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by CiscoKid View Post
    Why does it seem like all the flakes live in Florida?
    Hey I resemble that remark, Im down here will all the flakes.
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    05-22-2012 02:37 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by southfork View Post
    Hey I resemble that remark, Im down here will all the flakes.
    Add me to that list as well!
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    Round Cheez-its. It's for the children.
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    05-22-2012 09:10 PM #12
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    I'll give you my Cheez-Its when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
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    Ok..Ok..I'll say it.....When cheez-its are outlawed only outlaws will have cheez-its...Bx3
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    05-23-2012 05:14 PM #14
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    Meanwhile...she could have shot him in the face and got probation.
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    05-23-2012 06:40 PM #15
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    It might have been the cheese.

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    05-24-2012 07:18 AM #16
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    Default Re: NEW SHTF weapon

    More people have been injured so far this year by cheese-it boxes than Jarts.

    Can cereal numbers be far behind? Limits on the amount of granola you can possess?
    I'm done, It's on!
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