It's freaking cold, I'm sick of it. It's like -4 out there. I'm bored as hell.
The windshield washer juice in my car froze and won't spray out.
The furnace and space heaters are all going at the same time.
This is like Minnesota cold and those people are all freaking crazy over there.
You can almost hear the bums stiffening in the streets of grand rapids from up here.