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My Butt Lift at Walmart Medical Center

Discussion in 'Coffee Shack (Daily News/Economy)' started by <===Foolsgold, Apr 18, 2011.



  1. <===Foolsgold

    <===Foolsgold Gold Chaser Site Supporter ++ Platinum Bling

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    Dear Family and Friends,
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    Most of you know I went in for a surgical procedure for a Butt Lift at the WalMart Medical Center . I didn't have the most pleasant experience. I should have left well enough alone.
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    I wanted to show you how it turned out. I hope this keeps YOU from having this done.
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    Please, PLEASE, PLEASE . . Don't get a Butt Lift at the WalMart Medical Center . You will most certainly regret it !!!

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    Dang, that's an unfortunate outcome FG. It looks painful.
     
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    EDITED: Removing source material that has not been approved by the GIM2 staff as concession to our advertisers.
     
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    W ... T ... F ...
     
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    It's a marvelous feat of engineering...balancing the
    front with the back like that lest it tips over....
     
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    99% of the shoppers and employees of The People of Sprawl-Mart have had a "butt-lift." Better yet, get these friggin losers a lobotomy or a 1-way ticket anywhere out of this country. It's no wonder why this once-great country is dying right before our very eyes. Just pull into the Sprawl-Mart parking lot and witness the white-trash in rusted-out Dodge minivans. No need to go inside unless you want to see the white trash at it's finest fighting over a "deal" at XMas. Ain't free trade and worker exploitation great? The US gets dumber by the minute, thanks to idiot bought-and-paid-for politicians, exploiting banksters, and the even-dumber slobs who support it because they don't know any better. I'm looking at you Sprawl-Mart slobs, you make me beyond sick. End rant.
     
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    Geez Pyramid I'm glad to see my attempt at humor brought a smile to your face :sarcasm:
     
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    My apology, I didn't intend to hijack your thread. There's just something about Sprawl-Mart that gets my goat every time. Sarcasm taken, I understand what you meant with your OP; I guess I just had to vent a bit, so no offence 'bro. Yes, your Op was funny, but just not in my obscure sense of humor. Sorry!
     
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    No offence, it looks great but can I suggest you refrain from wearing open back dresses from now on...Just sayin...
     
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    tough crowd!
     
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    When does a singular entity become a "tough crowd"? Sorry, having a picky moment. Think I'll go eat now......
     
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    So,uh...I have to ask the obvious...how does one wipe with the new and improved Wal-Mart Butt Lift???
     
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    Oh they already thought of that too... They're actually installing, for free no less, portable butt-scratchers with each lift.
    :cool1:

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    It's the same in Canada. The area in and around Wal-Mart is dominated by circus animals.

    I miss hairstyles. Remember hairstyles?
     
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    They have to turn the other cheeks! :haha:
     
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    Sounds like you spend a lot of time at Wally's house, bro. You a 99%er?
     
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    Quit picking on me just cause I'm white.
    And the dodge is only rusted where the dents cracked my paint.
    :biggrin:
     
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    Wheww, that was close! I thought he was talking about me for a minute, but that fight was over an Easter basket, not a Christmas gift, so I guess I'm cool!
     
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