Topic of this thread: YOU are Donald Trump. Yes, YOU!!! It's your first day in office, the whole world is watching and you can tweet any God Damn thing you like. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR FIRST TWEET? Ok, let me start it off: @SuRealDonaldTrump# "I have just ordered General Petreuis to coordinate a B52 airstrike on CIA Headquarters in Langley, WV. The first cluster bombs will be impacting w/I press 'send' on this tweet. All CIA personel were given a five minute warning to evacuate." This is part of my plan to demolish the CIA and build a Veteran Casino on the property. All proceeds will go to wounded vets and their families. That felt HUGE! Who's next?