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Some Short One-liners

Discussion in 'Topical Discussions (In Depth)' started by Bottom Feeder, Mar 7, 2017.



  1. Bottom Feeder

    Bottom Feeder Hypophthalmichthys molitrix Gold Chaser Site Supporter

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    I like one line statements, here is a short collection, me as DJ:


    When you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck

    When you hear the boom, its too late.

    Hubris comes with its own penalties.

    Always look a gift horse in the mouth.

    When its impossible to win don’t play

    If you’re going to go out, go out in style

    Beware of stupid people in large numbers

    Don’t go to stupid places with stupid people and do stupid things

    Reality does not go away just because you don’t believe in it

    Actually, according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.


    BF
     
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    If death is inevitable ... share.
     
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    If anyone ever says it's not about the money- it's about the money.
     
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  4. ^updated^

    ^updated^ found a way in Silver Miner

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  5. Bottom Feeder

    Bottom Feeder Hypophthalmichthys molitrix Gold Chaser Site Supporter

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    Thats not a one liner.
    Thats a car toon

    BF
     
  6. michael59

    michael59 heads up-butts down Platinum Bling

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    as soon as some one say's "Its complicated" then you know they are lying.
     
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    Uglytruth Gold Member Gold Chaser

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    Basically
     
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    What is a girl like you doing in a nice place like this. :mow lawn:
     
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    Zed Size doesn't count! Midas Member

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    I'm so tired I think I will sleep till I wake up, to be sure. :confused:
     
  10. Flight2gold

    Flight2gold Silver Member Silver Miner Site Supporter ++

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    Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
    The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.
    Watch this !
    You can never step in the same river twice.
     
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    Weatherman In GIM since 2006 Gold Chaser Site Supporter

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    I keep reminding myself of this when I look at silver prices: All's swell that ends swell!
     
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    Thanks for the input everyone.
    Shortest one liner I've seen

    This one leaves me pondering.

    BF
     
  13. Flight2gold

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    Everything in flux, nothing stays still.
    Or something like that.....
     
  14. Bottom Feeder

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    Oh - yeah, I see it now. Focus on same. The river is always changing.
    good - I'll add it to my collection.

    BF
     
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    Shortest Poem

    fleas
    adam had um
     
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    There's no place I'd rather be.
     
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    stonedywankanobe Gold Member Gold Chaser

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    Before criticizing someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way no hurt feelings, plus you've got their shoes.
     
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    Do not believe anything until it's been officially denied.
     
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    the_shootist The war is here on our doorstep! Midas Member Site Supporter ++

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    Indeed!
     
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    Murphy... dat would be Murphy. If I ever get a time machine I am going to go back and fix him...
     
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    Really? :D :p
     
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    The visual one-liner/poser. Have a great day!
    nothing in stone.jpg
     
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    "We're not just going to kick the can down the road here..."


    "shovel ready jobs"

    Obama
     
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    First we spend our health gaining wealth, then we spend our wealth gaining health!
     
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    The freedom my labors afford me are offset by the slaving it took to attain them.
     
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    One liners, Goldzilla, not one liars. :D

    BF
     
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    THE most infamous one liner ever, in my opinion. That woman should go down in infinite history with her picture beside the word stupid.
     
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    In reference to the Oroville dam.

    Water always wins.

    BF
     
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    "I've seen better heads on beer & better legs on tables!"

    "I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

    "If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?"
     
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    Fuck'em
     
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    The only two things in life that make it worth livin', is guitars a tuned good and firm feelin' women... and troy silver. -- Waylon Jennings
     
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    Hah! I'm stealin' it.
    I thought it was "Screw 'em"
    Really? Did Waylon say that?

    BF
     
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    stonedywankanobe Gold Member Gold Chaser

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    thinking I read that somewheres man. I'll get my fact checkers on it.
     
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    Go ahead give me a big Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips

    Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

    Can I follow you? Cause my uncle told me to follow my dreams!

    If she had to haul ass she'd have to make two trips!

    My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

    See my friends over there? They bet me I can’t talk to the prettiest girl here. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

    Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants tonight!

    Damn girl you might be asked to leave soon. Your making the other women look bad.
     
  38. Bottom Feeder

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    No, No, yer killin' me. Where were you 35 years ago when I needed this?

    BF
     
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    latemetal Platinum Bling Platinum Bling

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    Honest politician
     
  40. Flight2gold

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    Oxymoron country!
    open secret
    alone together
    jumbo shrimp
    living dead
    same difference
    beggarly riches
    Microsoft works
     
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