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Farting in the Ancient World

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http://www.ancient-origins.net/hist...ne-s-soul-historic-ritualization-farts-009699

From Fart Gods to Farting Out One’s Soul: The Historic Ritualization of Farts
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They command attention, bring silence into noisy environments and have been associated with the utterances of gods for thousands of years. In fact, entire rituals have been designed around them. Farts. Would you believe it?

For several thousands of years, the ancestors of the Innu (or Montagnais) people inhabited the northeastern portion of the present-day province of Quebec, and parts of the eastern portions of Labrador known as Nitassinan (“Our Land”). Scholar Marie Wadden, in her 1991 book The Innu Struggle to Reclaim Their Homeland tells us “the people trapped moose, caribou, deer and small game, and they also farmed and fished.”
 

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Farting is an art never to be taken lightly
 

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Here's to fart-istry by fartists everywhere.
 

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God bless you is said after a sneeze because you apparently lose part of your soul when this happens. Perhaps this ritual should also be incorporated.

Why don't women fart? Is it biological?
 

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God bless you is said after a sneeze because you apparently lose part of your soul when this happens. Perhaps this ritual should also be incorporated.

Why don't women fart? Is it biological?
Why would you think women don't fart? My wife can kill with a good load of cabbage and pirogi. I've seen women running from the restroom that she went in, still trying to get their underwear back on.
 

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Women fart. Let's just say there was an incident.......