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shit I missed that...he has the safety on.....now that Toddler is ready to rip I say....
Oh yeah the safety belt.
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Hope the toddlers piece didn't get too much lube!
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This is a special for grammar Nazis.

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Son of Gloin

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This actually happened to me once. I had to tell the cashier girl what to give me back, in change. Never thought to add in a tip, though.
I like to carry a couple of those clad fifty cent rounds, hand 'em to any young cashiers, especially at Wally World and watch their faces, priceless.
Had 'em ask if the coin is real, call their manager or supervisor over to ask if they can except them. PRICELESS!
 

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I like to carry a couple of those clad fifty cent rounds, hand 'em to any young cashiers, especially at Wally World and watch their faces, priceless.
Had 'em ask if the coin is real, call their manager or supervisor over to ask if they can except them. PRICELESS!
I search rolls of halves. Usually, I'll bring the duds to a bank but if I don't have enough to make a full roll, I'll carry them until the next adventure. I like using them to pay for the cookies or lemonade that kids will sell at tag sales. I'll ask them if they want two quarters or one half.
 

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I like to carry a couple of those clad fifty cent rounds, hand 'em to any young cashiers, especially at Wally World and watch their faces, priceless.
Had 'em ask if the coin is real, call their manager or supervisor over to ask if they can except them. PRICELESS!
I have fun with cashiers and waitresses with $2 bills and Sacagawea coins
 

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Big joke of the day?
Why I just figured out that the electric fence-r has a short. Seems when I do not have the surround sound going the lec-trick-fence amplitueds through the speakers.
And, here I was thinking the wire was somewhere in my room......
 

Son of Gloin

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Son of Gloin

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