JOKE OF THE DAY!?!

[mtnman]

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Golden Regards
Uncle

If ya need all that to be presentable maybe you should look into plastic surgery....

 

[the_shootist]

 

[engineear]

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Is it ok yet to turn it back on?

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[Silver]

 

[Ensoniq]

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Have to be a news junkie to get this. I had to think about it for a while

 

[Unca Walt]

Have to be a news junkie to get this. I had to think about it for a while

Well... As I enter the Springtime of my senility, I seem to have lost a step. Halp.

 

[Silver]

Well... As I enter the Springtime of my senility, I seem to have lost a step. Halp.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1321961695665811458

Wrong link, but it's a barn burner - must watch.

Here's the one I meant to post:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1322218253247303681

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[Agavegirl1]

Happy Halloween All!

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

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[hammerhead]

Thanks for stopping by, girl.

 

[the_shootist]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[Bottom Feeder]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[JayDubya]

 

[Unca Walt]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Jeez. And that is a cull buck. (cowhorn) You are supposed to shoot them -- bad recessive genes). My heart goes out to the frozen bastage up in some tree somewhere, planning to move to Floriduh.

 

[JayDubya]

A woman wakes up in bed from a dream and states to her husband, "I just had a dream that you gave me a diamond necklace, what does that mean?" The man replied, "Wait till tonight and we will see." The husband came back that night with a wrapped box in his hands. The wife took it ripped the wrapping off and opened the box,.....Just to find in it a book titled "How to Interpret Dreams"!

 

[JayDubya]

 

[Fatrat]

 

[GOLDBRIX]

IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT my dog
I AM TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM,
SO HERE ARE ALL OF THE ANSWERS IN ONE RECAP:

YES, HE BIT 6 PEOPLE WEARING BIDEN T-SHIRTS...

4 PEOPLE WEARING KAMALA HARRIS T-SHIRTS...

2 CAR DRIVERS WITH BERNIE SANDERS BUMPER STICKERS...

9 TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR BUTT CRACK,

AND 2 AMERICAN FLAG BURNERS...

SO FOR THE LAST TIME

THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!

AND NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,
BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE"BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH.

(Sorry I can't get the video of the dog to post. The smoking adds laughs) gb

 

[GOLDBRIX]

In case you can not figure it out FLOTUS:

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[GOLDBRIX]

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

His funeral is Tuesday.

 

[Unca Walt]

Quoted from Caitlyn Jenner:

"Anybody that says I am not a lady can suck my dick!"

 

[mtnman]