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On politicians
We hang petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
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A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
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I offered my opponents a deal: If they stopped telling lies about
me, I'd stop telling the truth about them.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the Government and report the
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MY FIRST TIME EVER


THE SKY WAS DARK

THE MOON WAS HIGH

ALL ALONE

JUST HER AND I

HER HAIR WAS SOFT

HER EYES WERE BLUE

I KNEW JUST WHAT

SHE WANTED TO DO

HER SKIN SO SOFT

HER LEGS SO FINE

I RAN MY FINGERS

DOWN HER SPINE

I DIDN’T KNOW HOW

BUT I TRIED MY BEST

I STARTED BY PLACING

MY HAND ON HER BREAST

I REMEMBER THE FEAR

MY FAST BEATING HEART

BUT SLOWLY SHE SPREAD

HER LEGS APART

AND WHEN SHE DID

I FELT NO SHAME

AND ALL AT ONCE

THE WHITE STUFF CAME

AT LAST I WAS FINISHED

IT’S ALL OVER NOW

MY FIRST TIME EVER

AT MILKING A COW !!



 

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Cows have brown eyes...
 

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Sam Kinison and His Legendary Scream at Dangerfield’s Comedy Club (1986)​

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Once you figure out who the major share holders of each group are you begin to realize the elite garner all the profit.


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You may have heard that Superman has come out as bisexual ...
so I am guessing this will be the premier issue ...


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Superman was asked in an interview if he ever had a moment things went unexpectedly. He said that while flying over Metropolus, he saw Wonder Woman laying completely naked on the roof of her penthouse, thrashing her hips up in the air. The Man of Steel wated no time and swooped right in and started hammering the beautiful lady. The interviewer exclaimed that Wonder Woman must have been surprised by his action. With that, Superman answered, "Not as surprised as The Invisible Man".
 

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MT. VERNON, TEXAS (where else?) …:blond::blond::blond:

WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE!

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their facilities in response to an increase in their ever-growing business, whereupon the local Baptist Church, across the street, started a campaign to block the whorehouse from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and evening daily prayer meetings. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!

After the fire, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer." So, late last week, 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the brothel's owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise. During the trial, the crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply and then declared, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit!"
 

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When the Doctor Goes Too Far
 

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