JOKE OF THE DAY!?!

[JayDubya]

 

[JayDubya]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[gringott]

 

[gringott]

 

[the_shootist]

 

[mtnman]

 

[gringott]

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Fact Check: TRUE

 

[gringott]

Not sure if this is a joke, but it is PM related. I am watching a movie from 2019, called Captive State, takes place in Chicago, aliens have taken over, the movie is about the resistance to the aliens by an underground. This shot is from a scene when the "runner" gets some info to make the big attack, and has to go to a pay phone to pass on the info. Just for a second they show him putting a quarter in the phone, but I had to go back and freeze frame, yes, he was putting in a Standing Liberty 90% silver quarter. I thought it was kind of nice they took the time to do that, or even thought about it. Here is a screen shot, dark, but for sure it is a silver quarter. Easier to see within the movie if you watch carefully.

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[BarnacleBob]

 

[Someone_else]

Golfers have quite an expressive lingo.

 

[engineear]

An elephants asshole...it's high and it stinks
Roseann...hit it fat
drano...sank a long putt
A "U" putt...circles the hole, comes back at you, but doesn't go in
An "L" putt...a putt that rims out at a 90 degree angle

 

[BarnacleBob]

An elephants asshole...it's high and it stinks
Roseann...hit it fat
drano...sank a long putt
A "U" putt...circles the hole, comes back at you, but doesn't go in
An "L" putt...a putt that rims out at a 90 degree angle

Cant forget about the "Hugh Hefner" = I'd hit it!

 

[Unca Walt]

Cant forget about the "Hugh Hefner" = I'd hit it!

A "Democrat" a three-putt birdie.

 

[Au-myn]

 

[Goldhedge]

Portuguese,English and Deutsch​

 

[JayDubya]

 

[JayDubya]

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100 %.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said: "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

 

[JayDubya]

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Blonde CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
'Listen,' said the CEO, 'this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?'
'Certainly,' said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
'Excellent, excellent!' said the CEO, as his paper disappeared inside the machine. 'I just need one copy...'

 

[the_shootist]

 

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[BarnacleBob]

 

[the_shootist]

 

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[mtnman]

 

[the_shootist]

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[gringott]

 

[the_shootist]

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[Mujahideen]

 

[gringott]

Insert: "Alex Jones Was Right Again"

 

[JayDubya]

 

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