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Topic of this thread:

YOU are Donald Trump. Yes, YOU!!!

It's your first day in office, the whole world is watching and you can tweet any God Damn thing you like.

WHAT WOULD BE YOUR FIRST TWEET?

Ok, let me start it off:

@SuRealDonaldTrump# "I have just ordered General Petreuis to coordinate a B52 airstrike on CIA Headquarters in Langley, WV. The first cluster bombs will be impacting w/I press 'send' on this tweet. All CIA personel were given a five minute warning to evacuate."

This is part of my plan to demolish the CIA and build a Veteran Casino on the property. All proceeds will go to wounded vets and their families.

That felt HUGE! Who's next?
 

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@SURealDonaldTrump# " I have ordered Lindsey Graham to attempt a jump of the Grand Canyon in a car this weekend! " Love and peace.
 

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Have all you frat boys forgot how to party? I really should hold a refresher seminar up 'er at the cabin.

Watch Sam Kinnison and drink Bartons Vodka from the bottle.

Kind of a gimmer Bohemin Grove inititiation where we burn a 40 foot Hillary effigy and dance nakked in donkey skins.

I haven't had this much fun since gold was $275 and tulving was giving it away on eBay as Harbour35.
 

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@Surealdontrump. Am fixing the price of silver henceforth at 245 dollars and 19 cents U.S. per troy oz. Gold is hereby banned and can be turned in in exchange for 10yr treasury bonds or stock in sears, your choice.
 

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@SurealDonaldTrump. I have just placed stonedywankanobe in charge of the Obama's former Whitehouse garden. And as my second course of action, I will be dismantling the Federal Reserve and have instructed the Treasury and US mint to start coining MONEY in both gold and silver. One ounce of gold to be redeemed per $10,000 face value of previous FRNotes and one ounce of silver to be redeemed per $15.00 of previous FRNotes.
 

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My second official tweet. (I am starting to think most of u gimmers woulsdspend ur first day sitting behind the desk starin at KellyAnnes firm bosoms.

@fkinRealTrump#

"Soviet Operatives, codenames Scorp n Keef, have confessed to swaying the Wisconsin delegates on a fake news site, server located in Hurley. They will pay for this notorious discretion by working security detail in the dressing rooms of Miss Universe Pagent. Scorp watches the door while keef does suprise inspections"
 

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@fkinRealTrump#

I declare the DNC a pedophile operation and hereby decree it open season on all pedo's. Law enforcement has been instructed to look the other way as good people take their revenge against the vermin pedophiles!
 
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@SuRealDonaldTrump# I am directing the FDA to establish the Department of Bacon. Furthermore, all vegetarian foods will be prohibited from using any words that suggest similarity with meat.

Edit: I did not mean that the Department of Bacon would cover just bacon, but also sausage, pork chops and steaks, ribs, ham, cooking lard, and fried pork rinds. Sorry about not making that clear.
 
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It's nice to b= king.


See how much better our country could be after just one day of tweets?
 

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@SuRealDonaldTrump# " Corinthians 3! And thus it came upon the land that silver became more valuable than gold, these were the times of the silver kings, men of renown." Let's make Silver great again America I will be appointing Will Devane as excelsior of bullion prices, peace!
 

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@SuRealDonaldTrump# " Corinthians 3! And thus it came upon the land that silver became more valuable than gold, these were the times of the silver kings, men of renown." Let's make Silver great again America I will be appointing Will Devane as excelsior of bullion prices, peace!
@SuRealDonaldTrump# "Geez Andial, ya gonna sink the boat we load all that silver into it." I can't carry it all by my self as it is! :don't know:
 

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@SURealDonaldTrump: Anyone with a Trump The Government one ounce silver coin can turn it in for being President for a day.

Look out bitches I got a weeks worth.
 

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Investigate Obamas birth certificate immediately, arrest the DNC and MSM along with the Clintons(3) for election fraud and corruption.
 

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'watch the door' ?????

wtf...........

kinda like a kid in a candy store with a straight jacket on,
TWEETIN is the new Westworld.

Pull ur Android and bust a cap.

Clubs n caves r 20th century

The race to get laid? eternal.