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The key to stopping mass shootings is to pass sensible legislation against thoughts and prayers says AOC




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I've noticed something. With every mass shooting, there are thoughts and prayers. That's a correlation -- a science word that means "one caused the other."

Now, I'm a big believer in science. Science tells us about climate change and asteroids. I always listen to science -- except economics which isn't a real science and is very mean. So if science tells me that thoughts and prayers cause mass shootings, then I'm going to act. I'm going to tweet, "Hey, stop it with those thoughts and prayers." And I'm going to do some more tweets. And then maybe write a bill -- or an FAQ summarizing what I want the bill to be since that's easier.

And I'm going to teach. Teach people how to stop having thoughts and prayers. Now, not praying is easy. If you're thinking of asking God for something, just don't do it. It's probably good not to pray as praying too much could make you a Republican (there's another correlation).

Not having thoughts is harder, but I've gotten pretty good at it. I just pick a blank wall and stare at it and try not to think. Eventually I sort of black out and lose time. It's not quite sleep -- actually, my doctor is not exactly sure what that is. Hey, science, there's another thing for you to look into!
 

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The key to stopping mass shootings is to pass sensible legislation against thoughts and prayers says AOC




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I've noticed something. With every mass shooting, there are thoughts and prayers. That's a correlation -- a science word that means "one caused the other."

Now, I'm a big believer in science. Science tells us about climate change and asteroids. I always listen to science -- except economics which isn't a real science and is very mean. So if science tells me that thoughts and prayers cause mass shootings, then I'm going to act. I'm going to tweet, "Hey, stop it with those thoughts and prayers." And I'm going to do some more tweets. And then maybe write a bill -- or an FAQ summarizing what I want the bill to be since that's easier.

And I'm going to teach. Teach people how to stop having thoughts and prayers. Now, not praying is easy. If you're thinking of asking God for something, just don't do it. It's probably good not to pray as praying too much could make you a Republican (there's another correlation).

Not having thoughts is harder, but I've gotten pretty good at it. I just pick a blank wall and stare at it and try not to think. Eventually I sort of black out and lose time. It's not quite sleep -- actually, my doctor is not exactly sure what that is. Hey, science, there's another thing for you to look into!
Could believe she said that. New name for her...Moronica!
 

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Truman, the twit that nuked the Japs without need or cause. You who want to argue this may want to keep a calendar handy when you read about the end of WWII in the Pacific. Fookin' megalomaniac psychotic POS from the state of Misery...
 

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All these social programs (socialism) only work when there is a strong capitalist economic base to support them. Take away the capitalism and implement pure socialism and it all collapses. Socialism can only survive as a parasite on it’s capitalist host. And that’s what it is, an economic parasite.
 

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Socialism for the rich and capitalism for the poor. Socialism for the rich and capitalism for the poor is a classical political-economic argument, stating that in the advanced capitalist societies state policies assure that more resources flow to the rich than to the poor, for example in the form of transfer payments. Walmart thanks you all.
 

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In this country, I see it as more like socialism for the rich and the poor and break the backs of the middle class. They capitalize on gains and success in the banking industry, but socialize the losses. They export good paying jobs and import cheap labor for the merchant class, but ignore the pain and losses in the working class. They pour billions into welfare programs of all kinds for the poor and illegal import classes and suck the wealth from the middle and working class. There is a skeleton of capitalism left in this country. It looks like those poor souls that you see photos of from the concentration camps in Europe from WWII. How can they blame anything on capitalism in this country when it’s an emaciated, starving, half-dead cadaver that the vampire class is sucking the blood out of daily?
 

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