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Questions that keep me up at night...DEEP questions...

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All replies to this thread must be in the form of a question...

To get it started...

If I take a piss in a dog park...can I beat the indecency rap if I self-identify as a dog?
 

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All replies to this thread must be in the form of a question...

To get it started...

If I take a piss in a dog park...can I beat the indecency rap if I self-identify as a dog?
Are your shots up to date?
 

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If I put instant coffee in the microwave will I go back in time?
 

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will osama's corpse be caught in a trawler's net? or pop up to the surface and recovered?
 

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If a Person Told You They Were a Pathological Liar, Would You Believe Them?
 

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If I were in a car traveling the speed of light and turned on the headlights, what would happen?
 

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Mikey, why is the spanner you need, always just of of reach?
 

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I'm gonna go with a classic...

Chicken, egg... seriously which came first?!!!! It does my head in!
 
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Will I ever understand my wife?
No...

The second you get close, she will change.

Nothing personal, just standard issue general female policy. It's page 1 in the hand book!
 

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#18
Why do women try to change a man and then hate him when he becomes what she asked for ?
 

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Why do women try to change a man and then hate him when he becomes what she asked for ?
... because what she wants and what she needs are two different things.

Reconcile that! ---> It cannot be done.
 

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#20
You are floating in space, inside a perfectly round mirrored ball. You turn on a light. What do you see?
 

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#21
Ya ain't got anything better to do that start this F'ing thread?
 

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#22
Why do ducks fly more south than in the winter?
 

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For most of my adult life I have looked forward to the day that I could go camping in the backyard with my five grandsons... just before heading out we enjoy a huge helping of pork and beans while watching blazing saddles.... then we do our very best imitation of the around the fire scene. So will I be arrested and put on the news?
If so I'm dancing like Dom Deluise all the way to jail...
 

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#27
does a bear really have to chit in the woods?

or another,

if bears don't like humans, then why do 2 leggahs have this insatiable desire to pet us?
 

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#29
if you have 24 odds and ends on a table and 23 fall off what's left, an odd or an end?
 

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I gonna go with a classic...

Chicken, egg... seriously which came first?!!!! It does my head in!
If a chicken and a half,
Laid an egg and a half,
In a day and a half...
How far would a piece of hen shit have to fall to split a shingle?
 

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#31
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If, a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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#33
i know the answer in beer, but not wood, so, What's the Answer?

good thing it's the morning, i won't have to worry about this for 15 more hours, so, how long is 15 hours?
 

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#34
How many questions are there?
Why are there more questions than answers?
Is youth really wasted on young people?
What was here before the universe came into being?
If you were to shine a flashlight into the sky would the light beam go on forever?
Do you understand why it's so hard for you to get to sleep?

BF
 

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The one that has always kept me up, if a dog had a square hole would it shit bricks?
 

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You are floating in space, inside a perfectly round mirrored ball. You turn on a light. What do you see?
Ooooh!! ..and what if that ball were traveling the speed of light!???
 

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#38
How can some people afford the luxury of trying to ponder these completely imponderable questions while I'm fully occupied with basics like trying to keep the wolves off of the stoop?